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Old 08-27-2008, 10:16 PM
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Serae posted this on another forum and I thought I would steal it and bring it here as well.

"God Thinks" by Voltaire
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God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

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I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he want to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything
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This is a great funny song, because it is true. People have been saying they know the beliefs and wants of God for a very long time. They start wars over it.
Here it is if you want to hear it, along with a video some person made to go with it.
YouTube - God thinks pics to Voltaire's song
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I found that rather interesting. So if God is everything and everyone, he is both the wisest and the most foolish, the most caring and the most hateful. However, I don't bye that God is everyone and everything, though I know that his name has been used for the justification for many evil stupid things, of which he ends up getting the blame.
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I found that rather interesting. So if God is everything and everyone, he is both the wisest and the most foolish, the most caring and the most hateful. However, I don't bye that God is everyone and everything, though I know that his name has been used for the justification for many evil stupid things, of which he ends up getting the blame.
I don't buy that part either really, I find it to be a pretty good song though.
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God thinks this song rocks.
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God thinks this song rocks.
Voltaire would agree that God thinks this song rocks.
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God thinks this song rocks.
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xjoex, you b*****, you stole your own song from my forum Just for that, I'm not posting an original comment, I'll copy mine from that other place...

It's subjective. But I think it is that "God" does not exist. He is used by all people for all things...he is a human construct and a dangerous one.
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Xcuser me, GOD thinks? If so explain Liberal-hater et cie.
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xjoex, you b*****, you stole your own song from my forum Just for that, I'm not posting an original comment, I'll copy mine from that other place...

It's subjective. But I think it is that "God" does not exist. He is used by all people for all things...he is a human construct and a dangerous one.
Hehe I know I'm a dirty thief,
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