Now, now, we know that man was created special by GOD because we live in the center of the universe with everything orbiting us on crystal spheres; we were created in the image of God since no other animal resembles us at all in any way and we're the only one to have any self-awareness, intelligence, etc.; and everything in the Bible was absolutely right, as is proven by all the evidence!

Oh, wait, everything I just said was wrong? Oh, uh... I have faith, so you can't question it.

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Platypus, a duck with fur, and poison. God laughed at the duck, he died at the Platypus.

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