McCain, Obama, Clinton Loyalty Quizes: Care to Join the Fun?



John McCain Loyalty Quiz - 2008 Election Political Quiz

Go to this link to the McCain Loyalty Quiz.
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Barack Obama Loyalty Quiz - 2008 Election Political Quiz

Go to this link to the Obama Loyalty Quiz
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Hillary Clinton Loyalty Quiz - 2008 Election Political Quiz

Go to this link to the Clinton Loyalty Quiz
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There are also Republican and Democrat Loyalty Quizes available.

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3 on the McCain quiz (fairly accurate).
5 on the Obama quiz (not as accurate but, then again, I don't dislike the guy).
0 on the Hillary quiz (definitely accurate).
2 on the Bush quiz (the question on the WMDs didn't have the choice I wanted).

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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Obamaniac. You find his Barack appeal Obama-sistible, and are so Barackupied thinking about him, you are ready to make a Baracklamation of your devotion from the rooftops. In the spirit of Obamaraderie, you want all Americans to pay Obamage to His Holiness, the Dalai Lobama, and consider the thought of anyone else as president an Obamination.

Guess that sums me up!

Your score is 5 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are conflicted about John McCain.

Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a great admirer and supporter of Barack Obama.

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You hate Hillary Clinton with every fiber of your being.

Your score is 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. You can't take much more of George W. Bush.


Laughed at these

"During his first 100 days, Barack Obama would...Walk on the Potomac river, turn it to wine, then part it."

Hillary's theme song...Dude (looks like a lady)!

"Would Someone Give Bush a Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him?"

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Set your destination with your heart, get there with your mind.

"The wisest men follow their own direction." - Euripides

Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a True Obamaniac. You find his Barack appeal Obama-sistible, and are so Barackupied thinking about him, you are ready to make a Baracklamation of your devotion from the rooftops. In the spirit of Obamaraderie, you want all Americans to pay Obamage to His Holiness, the Dalai Lobama, and consider the thought of anyone else as president an Obamination.

Your score is 0 on a scale of 1 to 10. You oppose John McCain with a passion. The fact that he is willing to keep troops in Iraq 100 years and that he has wholeheartedly embraced George W. Bush freaks the hell out of you. After eight years of seeing the country run by a despotic regime of Constitution-trampling, torture-loving, Armageddon-yearning warmongers, you believe it would be a national tragedy to see Bush hand over power his chosen successor, John McSame.

Your score is 2 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a passionate loather of Hillary Clinton. You find her to be incredibly irritating, and the thought of having to listen to her shrill, whiny voice for the next four years is completely unbearable. You'd probably give some serious thought to moving to Canada – or possibly leading your own secessionist movement -- rather than live in Hillary's America.

The Republican Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to the GOP

Your score is 1 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a passionate and unyielding Democrat. You are appalled by the way Republicans are transforming America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd walk across red America on a bed of red hot coals to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.

The Democratic Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to the Democrats


Your score is 10 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a pure, unabashed, die-hard Democratic loyalist. You are appalled by the way Republicans are turning America into a theocratic, corpo-fascist police state, and you'd gladly walk through a furnace in a gasoline suit to elect a Democratic president. In your view, there is no higher form of patriotism than defending America against the Republican Party and every intolerant, puritanical, imperialistic, greed-mongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which it stands.

8 for Obama loyalty

3 for McCain

5 for Hillary

I think it is all prety accurate except maybe I should of gotten a 6 or 7 for Obama