Dude...I am not referring to YOU wearing a thong. That is just gross.

I had something a bit more feminine in mind.

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The law perverted! And the police powers of the state perverted along with it! The law, I say, not only turned from its proper purpose but made to follow an entirely contrary purpose! The law become the weapon of every kind of greed! Instead of checking crime, the law itself guilty of the evils it is supposed to punish! - Frederick Bastiat

Oh, wait. I take that last part back in light of BoneDaddy's exposure of the fallacy of that idea. But I never saw anything like that in public, either. What is that thing sticking out the top of the thong? Depends?

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"I was there and I saw what you did.... saw it with my own two eyes"
Phil Collins--In the Air Tonight

Chan's old lady gave him a dollar.

Sorry buddy...couldn't help it.

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The law perverted! And the police powers of the state perverted along with it! The law, I say, not only turned from its proper purpose but made to follow an entirely contrary purpose! The law become the weapon of every kind of greed! Instead of checking crime, the law itself guilty of the evils it is supposed to punish! - Frederick Bastiat

Chan, Sammy Hagar wore a pair of what I called "harem pants" because they were similar in style to a pair of harem pants I had at the time but "zoot suit" style pants might be more accurate. Or a cross between them. It was a pants cut that was very "in style" for both men and women at the time.

They were great pants. The 80's had the best clothes. The seventies had the best music. LOL. But this was at a Van Halen concert in the 80's after DLR left and Sammy Hagar took his place. They had a drawstring and yoked waistband that rode low, and pleats or gathers below the "yoke" or waistband making them very baggy from hip to ankle, but were narrow at the ankle (what used to be called "pegged" pants, during the "zoot suit" era I think. It had to be around 1988. I think it was OU812 tour but I specifically remember how those pants "moved" during the strut they did performing "Best of Both Worlds" , They were flowing, a bit clingy and baggy, but fitted around the top, which was hip hugger level. He didn't expose any underwear at all. I really doubt he was wearing any underwear at all.

They were yellow, if I remember correctly, or maybe orange or red. Color was unimportant but I do remember they were bright colored. They were yummy. You understand I am speaking from a heterosexual female point of view. LOL. Yum. He didn't expose any butt crack, either. But those pants still left little to the imagination because they kind of settled into the depressions anyway. Everthing front and back was "decently" covered. But "form" showed through. He was particularly buff looking at that time. He definitely had a better butt than David Lee Roth, even though DLR was the one that used the leather pants with the cheek cutouts. Saw those, too. LOL.

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"I was there and I saw what you did.... saw it with my own two eyes"
Phil Collins--In the Air Tonight

Anyone else notice that he was wearing a hat?

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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I could've eaten Alphabit soup and crapped out a better post!

I suppose Chan is now the new king of aesthetics.

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"Moreover, I am cognizant of the interrelatedness of all communities and states...Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality, tied in a single garment of destiny. Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly. Never again can we afford to live with the narrow, provincial "outside agitator" idea. Anyone who lives inside the United States can never be considered an outsider anywhere within its bounds."



~Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I know what you had in mind. My earlier statement stands.

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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

did you have to quote the pic? It burns the eyes.

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The law perverted! And the police powers of the state perverted along with it! The law, I say, not only turned from its proper purpose but made to follow an entirely contrary purpose! The law become the weapon of every kind of greed! Instead of checking crime, the law itself guilty of the evils it is supposed to punish! - Frederick Bastiat

Fixed.

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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."