'Too fat to go to jail' | The Courier-Mail
More at link. Shepparton isn't local to me, it's a regional rural town in the state of Victoria.

To fat for jail? Ummm... Okay, can I say... My fingernails are too short for jail then! :D

__________________
"There is no doubt in my mind that Masonry is the cornerstone of America."
-Dave Thomas (Wendy's Founder

Masonic & Co-Masonic Discussions / Forum Admin Resources

There is already a thread on this.

__________________
National Debt =

No, different case, this is in Australia and I posted it well before the current fat bastard in the slammer one.

Build a bigger jail. Or, better yet, adopt the Singaporean practice of caning.

__________________
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."