Some stories in real life look like something a comedian dreamed up. This is one of them:

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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty." Thomas Jefferson

Walter Mondale: "George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize." George Bush: "Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time."

If the frogs are anything like Americans, the appeals court has just ensured K&B Editions is going to make some serious money off these dolls. Anyone have a link to where we can buy one of these kits? I couldn't find a link to K&B Editions on Google.

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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

You can find just about anything on eBay: http://cgi.ebay.com/Nicolas-Sarkozy-Voodoo-Doll-Pins-and-Book_W0QQitemZ120340521506QQcmdZViewItemQQptZDolls ?hash=item120340521506&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkpa rms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318


There was another vendor there selling them at $40.00 each but is out of stock. You're right that this will be a hot-selling item now. The creators of this doll should thank Sarkozy.

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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty." Thomas Jefferson

Walter Mondale: "George Bush doesn't have the manhood to apologize." George Bush: "Well, on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time."

They should just encourage stabbing the real Sarkozy

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Viva Fidel

If there ever was in the history of humanity an enemy who was truly universal, an enemy whose acts and moves trouble the entire world, threaten the entire world, attack the entire world in any way or another, that real and really universal enemy is precisely Yankee imperialism

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America?

Ohes noes, not his personal dignity.

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May your paradise always be green, you liberties always be full, and may the ignorance of you enemies not drive you to be pro-nuke.

"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself
into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and
trying to lift himself up by the handle."-Winston Churchill