JHL

"You'd have to hire a retarded monkey in a diaper to do your Calculus for this to happen (so we'd better not hire President Bush)."



Well, at least we agree on Bush.

There's Murphy's Law and there is Murphy on Jameson Whiskey and Guinness Law, which isn't that far fetched when you look at FEMA and our reconstruction of Iraq. In short, it would not surprise me to find an illegal alien retarded drunk chimp Bush crony in outer space. It would just be a follow up on the previous two episodes, the three stooges do Iraq and the three stooges do New Orleans.

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They have no idea what it was. As soon as you move into that whole arena of space travel, it is hit and miss. Nothing is guaranteed, regardless of how many calculations are made. A rubber seal can blow the whole thing.

Satellites are still very different from a space probe, however. Something like I described is extremely hit-and-miss. With satellites, however, you can actually go up and repair problems, plus, it doesn't take hours for the instructions to be beamed to the instrument, and then hours more for it to beam back.

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Viv:

That looks like a microwaved human hotdog!!!

What happens if they put a satellite in the sky that could do that, a private company owned it, and for the right price you could put in requests for toasting specific people (ex-boyfriends, girlfriends, the neighbor that plays his stereo with old heavy metal going till 2 a.m., the neighbor's dog that keeps crapping on your lawn, etc....).

Evil thought! (He-he-he)

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