Especially for those of you who believe the lie the media idiots keep telling you - the one where they say there are only two people running for President here in the United States - here's a link that provides a list of ALL of the current presidential candidates.

http://www.politics1.com/p2008.htm

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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

They're all neatly tucked away, enveloped by sensationalism.

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The Jabber.