Left-handedness (also known as Southpaw) is the condition in which a person's left hand is dominant over the right hand. This unnatural condition often results in difficulty doing every day tasks and sometimes social ostracization.

The Facts:
Left-handedness is an aberration of the human form. Humans are clearly designed to be right handed, not left. For a long time it was thought that left-handedness was the result of genetic or environmental factors, but new, not-yet-released studies that I have seen first-hand prove that it is a choice. Why anyone would choose to be socially ostracized is beyond me, but they obviously choose.

Left handed people are a nuisance to society and are a source of moral and traditional degradation. The should be forbidden from writing, because writing is meant to be right handed. The same applies with instruments and anything else involving the hands.

We must remove this left handed nuisance from society. Work to remove left handed people from your neighborhood today!

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll just drag you down to his level of intelligence and beat you with experience.

That sums it up for me, freudian slip. You must be a closet lefty (left handed, not liberal, although you could be, I don't know).

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;)

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll just drag you down to his level of intelligence and beat you with experience.

;)

And for the record, I'm a Libertarian, and this is satire.

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Never argue with an idiot. He'll just drag you down to his level of intelligence and beat you with experience.

I love it when you use satire Phaedrus!

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I know, I was kind of playing along. What does your study say about those that can use both hands? I wonder?

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Set your destination with your heart, get there with your mind.

"The wisest men follow their own direction." - Euripides

As do I.

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You forgot to compare left handedness to pedophilia and bestiality. Just wanted to make sure you pointed out the obvious connections...

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Cos of its intricate subtlety? Like saying "It's satire".

Only joking Phae, but yeh you did forget to make a few key connections.

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I'll make a few connections...
Possible cancer risk...
Left-Handed Women May Have Higher Breast Cancer Risk

Possible mental illness...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../nleft131a.xml

Possible homosexuality...
News & Politics

Possible pedophile...
canada.com | Article

And I saw several mentions of alcoholism. But no data.
Research on Left-Handedness

As far as left handedness being against daily tasks however, I can't think of anything that a left handed person can't do that a righty can. The only time it would seem to be detrimental is dealing with manufactured items. And that an artificial handicap.