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Originally Posted by Reality Land
Sooo, you are running on the "I am tired" platform? 
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Yeah, people can relate to that everyday. I give them all the reasons they are tired and should vote for me as the cup of Java solution to all their problems. I am going to bring so much change to this nation,...why people will be will be thowing roses in the street when I pass by!!
I am going to give fireside chats to America and get them involved doing for their country, what their country cannot do for them. Kinda of catchy huh!

I am going to bring America together and end division that has cost this nation dearly over the last 8 years. One way to do this is have national bingo games on friday night public tv, where we discuss the nations business as the balls run around in the cage. I think that is a great idea for healing Americans and get them doing things they both respect and love. Saturdays we will have community get together lunches at the park program to get people talking about how to make America great again. Its all a state of mind folks & we can change anything with your support. I will try to visit one new park a week throughout my term as your president, and give away free handouts of various kinds in a raffle while we cut watermelon & BQ pork ribs & chicken. Once people catch on to togetherness, the healing will start, the roses will flow. Can you feel the love I have for Americans?