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Originally Posted by Zephyr
It must be nice to live in a world where every parent is perfect and always has the best interests of their children in mind.
That's not the world the rest of us inhabit, unfortunately.
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It must be nice to live in a world where the government is perfect and always has the best interests of the citizens in mind. That's not the world the rest of us inhabit.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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09-05-2008, 11:55 AM
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