
05-30-2008, 12:38 PM
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Snake...Meet Trouser Snake
Snake...Meet Trouser Snake
by RS Davis
The Freedom Files
Hello Freedomphiles! So, one of my favorite jokes came true recently, as reported by Cairns:
- A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.
The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, about a month ago.
Details of the incident only came to light yesterday after they were confirmed by a paramedic.
"It certainly had a swipe at him," an ambulance spokesman said yesterday.
If this were the joke, his buddy would have called the paramedics, who would tell him to suck out the venom. When he returned and the victim asked him what the paramedics said, he would reply, "You're gonna die, dude."
Thanks to Travlr for the tip.
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