|
Welcome to Political Fever - The Political Debate Forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest with limited access. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. You can also take part in our Private Debates where you can test your skills against an opponent. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact contact us. After you Register the advertisements will disappear on the site! |
|
||||||
| American Politics This is the main forum of political fever. This forum can be used for anything political, from the 08 election to the war in Iraq! |
![]() |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
||||
|
Neccessity is the Mother of Ma Yanjun
by RS Davis The Freedom Files ![]() Hello Freedomphiles! So, I was looking through my big stack of stuff this morning, and came across this invention. Take a look at it. Know what it is? No, it's not wind chimes. This brilliant ghetto invention is a beer bottle solar water heater. Ananova reports:
Well done, sir! That is so cool. He reminds me of my brother, who, like the Professor on Gilligan's Island, could probably make a nuclear reactor out of a couple of coconuts and six feet of twine. Unlike the Professor, he could probably use that knowledge to fix a two foot hole in a boat. He's already built 20 more of these for his neighbors, but it goes without saying that in a capitalist country, this guy would be a millionaire already, having undercut all the competition and risen to the top. |
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air. "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." |
|
|||
|
Why do you think I fixed my own pipes? What plumbing work? The only way to see is to pull up the bathroom floor.
__________________
Jarlaxle ---------------------------------------------------- I know that I will never be politically correct And I don't give a damn about my lack of ettiquette --Jim Steinman |
![]() |
| Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|