War, of a different kind - Political Fever

Mestizo · #1 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by An Open Letter to Redstate.com

Dear whoever runs things at Redstate.com:

We don’t care for your website. Just not our thing, ya know? But if Congress has taught us anything, it’s that Congress can’t teach us anything about working together. We may not like your internets, and you may not like ours, but we must work together to destroy a mutual enemy — illegal alien spambots, a.k.a. Paultards.

We were impressed with your recent banning of Paultards. We have one or two that we kind of like, but we try our best to ban the others. Nevertheless, these little CGI-based runts find their way to new cyber enclaves, from which they donate $4.3 million dollars to celebrate Guy Fawkes, as popularized by that sad excuse for a film, V for Vendetta.

This is a call for internet bipartisanship. We must bipartisan…ly declare war on the Paultards! We don’t know precisely what this war entails. This is where you come in, since you’re the Republicans. You guys know how to carry out wars, right? Strategy and the like? Well, you at least know how to start wars, which is fine with us. We welcome an insurgency. Bring it on, as your leader would say.

As we’ve both witnessed over the past few years, Congress hasn’t passed like, a single bill at all because of immature spats and dangerous political posturing. We will show them how to put aside our differences and work together for AMERICA, by ridding the internet of pompous Paultards. It will be like the U.S. and the Soviet Union teaming up to stop the Nazis. We get to be FDR though. Actually **** it, we’ll be Stalin.

What say ye?

Bon chance,
Wonkette

Source: Bipartisanship: An Open Letter to Redstate.com

Do Paultards sorta understand now why blogs hate them? There are A LOT of Paultards on the internet, there is an over representation of them on many blogs and forums and they are more like spammers then anything else, advertising in the good'ol fashioned American way, by doing it whenever and wherever they can. To clarify however, not all RP supporters are Paultards, there are some who like him for his (albeit stupid, imho) small government policies, but then there are those who give the rest a bad name. Sucks to you.

BoneDaddy · #2 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:35 AM

Lovely. Now we see the true face of "liberals." Siding with the national socialists to stamp out freedom. This would make Stalin proud.

I suppose there are no "liberals" that give the dems a bad name? Oh wait...what about the Hitleryistas and the Obamaniacs?

pfft.

Lumara · #3 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:46 AM

Whoever wrote the letter quoted in the OP sounds like a "tard" of another kind, or perhaps even a neocon since neocons like to demonize any person or group not blindly following their own beliefs and policies.

BoneDaddy · #4 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Lumara

Whoever wrote the letter quoted in the OP sounds like a "tard" of another kind, or perhaps even a neocon since neocons like to demonize any person or group not blindly following their own beliefs and policies.

So do hardcore leftists. Their hearts are so filled with hate that it eats at them inside.

Mestizo · #5 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumara

Whoever wrote the letter quoted in the OP sounds like a "tard" of another kind, or perhaps even a neocon since neocons like to demonize any person or group not blindly following their own beliefs and policies.

If you, idk, read the article, you might've realised it was a neo-liberal board teaming up with neo-conservative to take down spambot style Paultardists, not Libertarians and Neo-Libertarians in general.

My Port · #6 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 08:20 PM

Paultardists, geez do you work for Fox news or something??

Zephyr · #7 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 08:40 PM

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Lovely. Now we see the true face of "liberals." Siding with the national socialists to stamp out freedom. This would make Stalin proud.

I suppose there are no "liberals" that give the dems a bad name? Oh wait...what about the Hitleryistas and the Obamaniacs?

pfft.

Siding with the Nazis would have made Stalin loathe us more deeply than anyone else except the Nazis themselves.

And the letter didn't even say to side with the Nazis.

Oh, and I'll point out the glaringly obvious:

THIS LETTER IS A JOKE.

Mestizo · #8 (**permalink**) 05-13-2008, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by My Port

Paultardists, geez do you work for Fox news or something??

No, i just hate Paultardists spambots, no RP supporters, Paultardists.

BoneDaddy · #9 (**permalink**) 05-14-2008, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Zephyr

Siding with the Nazis would have made Stalin loathe us more deeply than anyone else except the Nazis themselves.

And the letter didn't even say to side with the Nazis.

Oh, and I'll point out the glaringly obvious:

THIS LETTER IS A JOKE.

Yeah I get the facetious nature. However, neoconservatives are national socialists. Feel free to call them NAZIs if you must. I'll stick to the lesser used term as it evokes less emotion, though true.