"You enjoy being verbally bitched slapped by me"

Most people recognize that this sentence is grammatically "incorrect", yet the author of it, loves to parade his intelligence and his knowledge base as superior to most. The suffix "ed", indicating past action is not applied to nouns but to verbs. The correct use would be "bitch-slapped". Ironic, because the author is incapable of correct verbiage, obviously.
That aside, wouldn't this be categorized as a "personal attack", since the author has declared that he would be reporting anyone who attacks him? I'm just saying.