12-22-2007, 12:47 PM
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Congressman
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Userid: 147 Location: Nottingham, England
Age: 17
Posts: 7,118
Rep Power: 9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zephyr
The following is a simple test to discover for yourself that Evolution is a lie. (This is all coming from Stephen Colbert's book, I Am America (And So Can You!). If you don't celebrate Christmas, go out and get it. If you do, and you don't get it for Christmas, go out and get it the day after Christmas. You shouldn't be getting **** for yourself right now! You're about to get x presents!
Anyway, on to the test. What you need:
A fish bowl.
A copy of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species.
A hamster.
A pitcher of water.
Stephen Colbert at his finest, folks.
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You meant this as a joke but some may take it seriously, don't encourage them. 
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