The actual title of the article was just too long!

Mexican restaurant owner, managers and employees picked up in sweep of immigrant smuggling operation

The Buffalo News: Home: Mexican restaurant owner, managers and employees picked up in sweep of immigrant smuggling operation

Immigration agents and local law enforcement in five states today arrested the Depew owner of seven Mexican restaurants, 11 restaurant managers and 45 illegal aliens in a scheme that authorities said involved smuggling workers from Mexico to work for low wages in the restaurants.




Okay, so, how did this illegal immigrant manage to get enough money to become the owner of 11 restaurants and various apartment buildings??????

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