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Originally Posted by mlurp
Yea no mom or wife. I live alone. looool So I try... But take long enough to do a chore. My wife would have done 3 times to my one. And she worked hard went in early and left late as she was the dept. head.
Awww I mis-spelled chores didn't I! Shame on me. lol
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Oh but it was what you wrote in it's place that made your statement so notable.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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