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Originally Posted by AnnEsthesia
Yea... erm. How about we just get all the men vasectomies and if they want babies later, they can have them undone? After all... it is better that than letting women have access to birth control, right? Right?
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Better yet, the time for women to control whether or not they want to become pregnant is before they let some horny bastard penetrate them. Don't wait until the horse is already out of the barn to close the barn door.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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