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Originally Posted by TheStripey1
what better way for today's patriots to serve their country... sitting on their fat butts on the couch playing video games...
no danger... no muss... no fuss...
I expect that there will be a rush of young republicans trying to enlist now...
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As long as their medals of valor are "virtual" as well.
Still, PTSD is hard to diagnose, whereas carpal tunnel syndrome is not, so that will at least be a savings. If you start getting shellshocked, er, eye fatigue, I'm sure you can hit pause, get up, and grab a Dew.
I can't decide if making war easier and lazier is a step in the right direction or not. Since we're already the fattest, laziest nation on earth, if we ever got invaded, our military wouldn't be able to haul itself off its camouflage bean-bag chairs to even run......
On the other hand, it makes diplomacy easier. We could just send Iraq a text message: "LOL U GOT PWN3D!! WE ROXORZ!!111"