The real fallacy is in assuming that climate change is a bad thing and that we absolutely must do something about it.

Talk to me about climate change when Al Gore and his cult followers are all living exactly the kind of green lifestyle they propose to force on everyone else!

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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."