Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven and meets St Peter at the gates. "Who are you?" St Peter asks. "I'm Albert Einstein, the foremost scientist of the world" Einstein replies. "Can you prove that?" St Peter asks. Einstein grabs a blackboard and chalk and fills the entire space with scientific formulas. St Peter says "you have proven who you are. You may enter.

Then Picasso dies and goes to heaven and meets St Peter at the gates. "Who are you?" asks St Peter. "I am Picasso, the foremost artist in the world" Picasso answers. "Can you prove that?" St Peter asks. Picasso grabs a canvas, brush's and oil paints and produces a masterpiece. St Peter says "You may enter."

George W Bush arrives at the gates of heaven. St Peter asks "and who are you? I just asked Einstein and Picasso to prove who they were and they proved it for me." George gets a puzzled look on his face and says "who are Einstein and Picasso."

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