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Originally Posted by Michael
It is a major world wide issue effecting America's general reputation. We need to close it down and take positive steps to regain a decent reputation in the world again.
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It'll never happen as long as Americans keep voting for Democrats and Republicans.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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