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Originally Posted by Oregon Elephant
It would be a personal opinion of what is major and what it minor. However, the NHC does classify this one currently as a major one.
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If Category 2 is major, I'd hate to see what a Category 4 or 5 are.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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