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Originally Posted by Drakej
There was an area that in the town I grew up in that has these huge bushes that lined a fence around this housing development. They cut the bushes back because people where committing illegal acts in the bushes. They where selling drugs, now is this discriminatory? If sex outdoors is illegal there, it is illegal. No questions asked. You can debate if it is right or wrong all you want but until they legalize it they should probably stop humping in the park.
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Oh, but the sex is only illegal if heterosexuals are doing it; to arrest homosexuals for doing it is discrimination.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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