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Originally Posted by Donkey Jote
Even from a non-pacifist perspective, I would like to think that the Administration could not be this stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.
But I fear that they are.
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Well, it could be that stupid and it would be a basis, albeit unconstitutional, for Bush to declare martial law and suspend the election.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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