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Originally Posted by Michael
This was the guy that had issues with the childrens' cartoon series "Spongebob and Mr Square Pants" as promoting homosexuality. It is ironic to see his quote about Obama being a fruitcake.
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He didn't say Obama was a fruitcake, he said Obama's interpretation of the Constitution was fruitcake. Note: "He said Obama, who supports abortion rights, is trying to govern by the 'lowest common denominator of morality,' labeling it 'a fruitcake interpretation of the Constitution.'"
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
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