 My #1 is:BNP My #2 is:Conservative My #3 is:Plaid Cymru My #4 is:UKIP My #5 is:Respect My #6 is:SNP My #7 is:Labour My #8 is:Green My #9 is:Liberal
Of course, I have no idea what any of these parties are.
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A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes toward the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."
Last edited by Chan : 06-13-2008 at 09:25 AM.
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